Devious Journal Entry
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Broken Face- Pixies
London Bouncers - Action Pact
Beta switch - Charlie Drown
Jet Pilot - System Of A Down
No Brakes - The Offspring
Told You So - Barenaked Ladies
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Hitler. It would be very interesting to talk to him and find out how he got so many people to hate with just his words.
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
Eyes.
4) What do you think about most?
My dissatisfaction with my own life and relationships. And nutella.
5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
I honestly have no clue.
6) Do you have any strange phobias?
I hate planes.
7) What's your religion?
Agnostic
8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Random things
9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Ludo
10) What was the last lie you told?
I love you
11) Do you believe in karma?
Fuck that
12) What does your URL mean? (for Tumblr)
That you should not think for one moment that I will lie to you and then have no remorse.
13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Boobs and boobs
14) Who is your celebrity crush?
TOM HIDDLESTON NO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH NO ANDREW SCOTT NO LEE PACE NO MARTIN FREEMAN NO JENSEN ACKLES NO MISHA COLLINS NO JARED PADELECKI NO JOHHNY DEPP\
15) How do you vent your anger?
Self-destructive behavior
16) Do you have a collection of anything?
My little Ponies (shut up im fucking metal)
17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
no
18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
My families voices
19) What's your biggest "what if"?
What if I had died?
20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
no and yep
21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Right - Plastic Cup
Left - Speaker/plastic bag
22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
Cleaning supplies and dog
23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
The school that I just transferred to.
24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
idk
25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
To die
26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
nope but yep
27) What was the last movie you saw?
Lord Of The Rings: Two Towers
28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
A thing from sixth grade that we don't talk about
29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
LORD OF THE RINGS AND SHERLOCK AND THE HOBBIT AND NORSE MYTHOLOGY AND FACES AND LEE PACES FACE AND I LOVE EVERYTHING AVOUT AEVERYTING AND FRANADA AND HETALIA
30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Yep, apparently is ell ecstasy.
31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
yep
32) What is your astrological sign?
Sagittarius/Capricorn
33) What's the last thing you purchased?
A book on Viking poetry
34) Love or lust?
neither
35) In a relationship?
yes
36) How many relationships have you had?
many and none of them mean anything
37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
I draw them things
38) Where is your best friend?
Dead
39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Chillen with mah little sister
40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
No
41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
save the dog... but I am deathly afraid of water and I can't swim. I would try to help but with my luck end up dying too.
42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
A) No, I want it to be a surprise
B)Probably just travel
C)nope
43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
SpongeBob Squarepants - Best Day Ever
That song is the tits
44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
COMMUNICATION
45) How can I win your heart?
By cutting it out of my chest
46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Art inspired by 'insanity is actually the artist representation of their reality, so it is not technically creativity. In short, no.
47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Not die?
48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
May the wind always fall right at your feet
May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink
And if you're gonna lie
lie in each others arms
if you're gonna steal
steal each others hearts
and if you're gonna cheat then cheat death
and if you're gonna drink
then drink to that
OR
Earth, wind, fire and dismemberment
49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
Beat
50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
Orange and blue and red and pink
51) What is your current desktop picture?
FRANADA
52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Myself
53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
Do you love me?
54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Controlling gravity and flight
55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Half and hour two summers ago when I threw my life into disarray with five words
56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
none, they make me who I am
57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
All of them
(jk, totes mah Tommy boy Hiddles)
58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Norway
59) Ever been on a plane?
Nope
60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities
1. Tom Hiddleston
2. Benedict Cumberbatch
3. Ruba Juba
4. fuck you
5. and your little test thing too
Devious Journal Entry
[X]You'd rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[X] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[X] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[X] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[ ] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[X] You're more active at night.
Total: 5
~WEREWOLF~
[X] You have a bad temper. (Only sometimes…)
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[x] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs.
[ ] You're fairly sturdy in stature.
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 7
~NEKO/WERECAT~
[X] You love cats.
[X] You're lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[X] You love to eat seafood.
[X] You're affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[X] You like yarn.
[X] You like chasing things.
[ ] You're an excellent hunter
Total: 6
~ZOMBIE~
[X] You're an outcast.
[X] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[X] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[X] You don't feel very smart.
[X] You like worms.
[X] You like taking things slowly.
[X] You like odd foods.
[X] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[X] You don't get much sleep.
Total: 10
~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[X] You're invisible. (Wellllll…depends what you mean by "invisible". Not literally, but metaphorically; sometimes.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence. (Sometimes…)
[ ] You can send chills down a persons spine just by looking at them.
[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[X] You're incredibly gentle.
[ ] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear/appear when no one is looking.
[X] You enjoy scaring people.
[ ] You like the indoors.
[X] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 4
~GHOUL~
[X] You will eat just about anything.
[X] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[X] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[X] You like stalking people.
[X] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[X] You get hungry easily.
[X] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[X] You like the idea of being insane.
Total: 10
~WITCH~
[X] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[X] You like magical objects.
[X] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[X] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[X] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[X] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[X] You love black cats. (lol, yes. <3)
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[X] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
Total: 8
~SHAPESHIFTER~
[x] You have different personalities.
[x] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[X] You're fickle.
[X] You have more than one lover.
[X] You're unpredictable.
[X] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[X] You are fond of many different things.
[X] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[X] You often say one thing and mean another.
[X] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
Total: 10
~DEMON~
[X] You have a very bad temper.
[X] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[X] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 3
~ANGEL~
[ ] You're a very good person. (So I'm told, anyways…)
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.
Total: 0
~FAIRY/ELF~
[ ] You enchant people.
[ ] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[X] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily. (Sadly…)
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don't HATE anyone.
[X] You like long hair. (Not on me, just the people I date)
Total: 2
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So that means I'm a Zombie/ghoul/shape-shifting witch. I really guess I should've known!
Good things never last...
A girl by herself
A pain she can't bear
Her face towards the sky
A downpour of rain
Lost in her memories
Of love and of pain
A beautiful girl
Her name on her lips
Graceful and strong
Her hands on her hips
A night in her arms
A year by her side
An eternity of love
A passion they can't hide
A plan was hatched
With dire consequence
Kept secret, kept safe
As love's only chance
A secret, concealing
A girl, a feeling
A furious father
With shattered pride
She is exiled and outcast
Not sleeping at night
Hunted by dreams
of peace that would last
But still she is haunted
By future, by past
She seems to be gone now
Good things never last.
They Told us...
They told her she was scum.
They told her I was using her.
They made her hate what she had become.
They told me I had corrupt her.
They told me it was cruel.
They told me I was evil.
They asked me how I could take advantage of the innocent fool.
They told her she was filthy.
They told her I was a brute.
They told her he was dirty.
I'll hate them forever for scarring my beauty.
They told me it was all my fault.
They always muttered 'if it wasn't for you'
They said it was wrong to lead her on.
But she had feelings for me, too.
They told her boys were compulsive.
They told her girls were repulsive.
They told her not to see me ever.
But part from me, she would never.
They told me not to do it.
They told me to stop it.
They told me it had gone on too long.
But she makes me feel like I belong.
They told us not to see each other.
But I snuck out and into her bed.
We lay and cuddle until the dawn.
Then I fled.
They told us our game was over.
If we ever got caught we'd be dead.
And that rang true when they found us once.
They found me in her bed ...
They told me that I abused her.
My face twisted with disgust.
I'd never hurt my darling.
All I'd ever do is love and give her happiness, somthing that's a must.
They told her she was foul and revolting.
And she cried at those ugly names.
I found myself fighting for her with my fists.
I made sure extinguish all those evil flames.
They told me that was it.
Now its time to pay.
I planted a final kiss on her soft lips.
Before they dragged me away ...
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Got to remembering some... things. So, like always, I wrote a poem!
I AM BATMAN
P.S If you say 'My Cocain' in Michael Cains voice you're saying his name in his voice, your mind was blown